We want to hear about the cool shit your drill sergeants have said or done, but we don't want a bunch of junk. Submissions that don't follow the rules will be rejected.
- Do not use the full name of any individual in your story, especially that of your drill sergeant (or instructor equivalent).
- Spell check thoroughly. Stories riddled with typos and english issues will be rejected.
- And finally, ask yourself: is this story even funny? If you can't say yes, don't submit it.
Heads up: Listen up knuckledraggers! We have a field for story location, so you don't need to put it in your story! Submissions that go through this form are automatically posted to Facebook, and story location will be appended to your post. -ASMDSS Dev